Lost in translation

English is a tough language. Some words are trickier than others to pronounce. Here are a few that we hear quite regularly around here:

messy poo poo = merci beaucoup
crinkle crinkle = twinkle twinkle (as in little star)
poo poo pie = porcupine (this one took us forever to figure out!)
lady bug = baby bug
baby ben = belly button

I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

NOTE: Abner is the one using these words. Not me and TDSH!