We finally did it. After almost exactly two years, we FINALLY cut Abner's hair. It went amazingly well in no small part because she's used to having someone tug, comb and play with her hair each and every morning. She didn't exactly keep her head still the entire time, but thankfully, her curly hair is quite forgiving of any unevenness.
TDSH did a great job documenting the event and I've kept a baggie of the clippings for posterity (only mildly creepy, right?).