Within hours of giving Abner a bath, she will poop her diaper big time, thereby negating the effects of said bath.
The first night after Abner's sleep sac is washed, she will spit up on it, forcing us to live with the smell of sour milk until the next time we do laundry.
Though we may be out for an hour-long walk/drive, Abner will only fall asleep in the last five minutes of the trip.
The week after I breakdown and buy new onsies for Abner, she will go through another growth spurt rendering said onsies too small.
The moment I settle down to write a new blog post or watch my favorite TV show, Abner will wake up crying.